When Things Go Wrong, They Really Go Wrong 2

Doing my part for charity, I bought four green feesteeing off after rushing to the tee. Add to that the
from the silent auction at a fundraiser that had beenfirst couple of foursomes playing in the club
donated by an exclusive, private country club. Itournament watching you tee off. None of our drives
should have known the day was going to be a bitwere very good. None of our second shots were
different when I called to book a tee time. The voicevery good. We hacked our way up the fairway, with
on the phone asked for my name of course, thenone of our carts chugging and sputtering. The friend
asked for it again, then asked me to spell it - thenwho was driving it paid no attention at first, thinking
silence - another voice asked me for my name -it was just cold, or the choke needed adjusting, and
more silence - then asked if I was a member. I guessnursed it along. But it died, in the middle of the
they never get any calls from anyone who is not infairway, halfway to the hole.
the computer. No, I am not, I responded andWe pushed the dead cart to the side and waved on
explained that I had purchased the right to play athe tournament. No one in our group had a phone
round at a charity auction. No problem -with them, but one of the passing golf tournament
arrangements were made.players had one and called the clubhouse. We were
The course is about a half hour drive from myassured that another cart would be dispatched
house, so the other three in the foursome agreed toimmediately. After waving the next group on, one of
meet at my place at noon. Lot's of time to make ourour foursome got impatient and decided to jog up to
1:30 tee time and possibly have a bite of lunchthe clubhouse. He came back with a cart after the
before starting. Traffic was brutal with roadthird foursome in the golf tournament passed.
construction, accidents, you name it, and at 1:15 weApparently, forgetting we were on the tenth hole,
were still a ways a way. I called to see if we couldthe clubhouse was looking for us with the
get a later time and was told that a tournament wasreplacement cart on the first hole.
booked for the afternoon and ours was the last timeHaving a good laugh, we decided the hole was a
out. But they were running a little late, so we shouldwrite-off, agreed on double pars all round, and
try to make it.resumed play on the next hole. By this time we
We got there at about 1:40. Being a private club,noticed that there was no one else behind us waiting
there were no signs anywhere, so we scurried into tee off, and by the time we got to the next tee,
four directions to find the pro-shop. We got our timethe group ahead was well on their way. There were
and our carts and were told we had two minutes toonly three foursomes in the tournament that had
get something to eat. Of course, the snack bar hadbooked the course for the afternoon, and they had
no cash for change, since members sign forall passed us. We had this exclusive country club
everything, so we counted out the quarters dug outcourse all to ourselves for the rest of the round,
of our golf bag pockets and scrounged up enoughwhich turned out to be one of the most relaxing
for a hot dog and a beer each. We headed out torounds we had all summer. One thing about golf, you
start at the 10th hole.just never know what's around the next sharp
As any golfer knows, there is nothing worse thandogleg turn.