The Chefs Are Coming, The Chefs Are Coming . . .

There is absolutely no question but that we are allshort-lived. How many shows can you do about
getting heavier as each year passes. The statistics onfood, anyway?
overweight and obesity are truly staggering butStumbling slightly as it came out the gate, the new
already so well publicized I won't repeat them here.channel rapidly developed its own stars: Emeril, and
In the good old American way, we look for aBobby, and Mario, and Racheal. Cooking became a
scapegoat. Somebody must be at fault for ournational obsession fueled by 24 hours of shows a
predicament and somebody must be made to pay.day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. There was
For this fight, we don't have an wall of black-hattedeverything: holiday specialties, gourmet, barbecue,
executives as confronted us in the tobacco wars.southern foods, asian dishes, home cooking, fast
This time we have a vast array of food producersmeal preparation, spicy food, and head to head
who wear gray hats: they may proffer junk thatcontests to see who could produce the tastiest
clogs our arteries and overwhelms our insulin stores,creation within a limit of time and ingredients.
but they also bring us what we need to sustain life.It is paradise for the food-frenzied among us. Judging
Cold turkey withdrawal or an industry boycott isby the ratings of many of the shows, that's a whole
obviously impractical.lot of us! We become mesmerized by the patter of
So instead of scattering shot all over the foodcountless chefs who whip up outrageously gorgeous
industry, we pick our targets carefully. There areconcoctions without breaking a sweat or cutting a
several niches vulnerable to attack. Fast food is thefinger. When we aren't being entranced by the antics
most obvious choice as our waistlines have expandedand creations of our favorite personalities, we are
in unison with the explosion of drive-thru outletsbeing seduced by endless commercials that also
along our streets and highways. The consumption ofrevolve around food.
colas and similar sweetened beverages has quiteOur weight, as a national statistic, stayed relatively
accurately been charged with hastening our flight intostable for two decades after World War II. The
fat. Additives, preservatives, hidden sodium, and therevolutions of the 1960s and 1970s were about
widespread use of corn syrup in everything have alsopolitics, and drugs, and music and food played a
doubtlessly played their part in our odyssey intominor, almost unnoticed role.
obesity.It was in the late 1980s and 1990s that we started
One potential culprit has, so far, dodged the arrowsto balloon to what is now epic proportions. Yes, that
of consumer outrage: the television chefs.correlates with the growth spurt of the fast food
For years, there was limited series such as theoutlets and the soft drink industry. It also quietly
wonderful Julia Child and the hilarious Gallopingparallels 85 million of us falling in love with the
Gourmet. There were occasional stars such astelevision chefs and the appetite for culinary
Wolfgang Puck and Alice Waters??? But thatmasterpieces they triggered.
changed in 1993 with the advent of a channelPerhaps instead of bending our elbow to put
devoted entirely to food. I remember discussing itsomething in our mouth, we should reach for the
with friends who all thought that it would beremote and stop the chefs in their tracks.