| Golf Clubs, $750.00 - Golf Shoes, $95.00 - | | | | simply get pleasure out of seeing our man |
| Pink Golf Balls, $35.00... The look on my | | | | squirm, giving every excuse in the book as to |
| husbands face when I walked into his country | | | | why we can't join them. |
| club to join him for a round of golf... | | | | |
| Priceless! | | | | My ex used to tell me that you can't learn |
| | | | out on the course, that it wouldn't be fair |
| Golf for women, Ladies golf...female golf? | | | | to other golfers. I'd stomp my foot and say |
| | | | that if I paid my money just like they did, |
| I don't know, it just doesn't sound right. | | | | well they can just hold their britches while |
| Especially if you're a man, or more to the | | | | I take as many swings as necessary to get the |
| point, a husband or boyfriend who just got | | | | ball in the hole. Man would he get |
| asked the last question he ever in his life | | | | irritated! |
| wanted to hear. No, it's not when are you | | | | |
| going to ask me to marry you, it's, can I | | | | I'd force him to take me to the driving range |
| play golf with you? | | | | where I would commence to hitting the ball in |
| | | | every direction imaginable...actually broke a |
| I know of no better punishment for your | | | | car window one time. Once I caught up with |
| misbehaving man than to infringe on his time | | | | my husband I forced him to go back and leave |
| honored tradition of a round of golf. Twenty | | | | a note on the windshield. That three hundred |
| one million men play at least one round of | | | | lesson was not soon forgotten. |
| golf every year. Nearly 80% of them can't | | | | |
| break 90. | | | | Anyway, I like to think that if more women |
| | | | held their men hostage with the threat of |
| That means they are pretty bad golfers ladies | | | | wanting to play golf with them, we'd probably |
| so they aren't doing it for the satisfaction | | | | have a female president by now. |
| of playing well. In fact, they can get | | | | |
| pretty steamed when the ball isn't rolling | | | | The only thing I could possibly imagine that |
| right and I've heard tale or two of otherwise | | | | would irritate him more is if you were to |
| civil men tossing their thousand dollar set | | | | actually beat him at a round of golf. I had |
| of clubs in the lake in a fit of rage. | | | | a friend who did just that. She took private |
| | | | lessons and practiced while her husband was |
| Sad to think they would rather go through | | | | at work and then went out and humiliated him |
| that then to spend an afternoon with us, huh? | | | | to death right there on that sacred ground |
| | | | they call a golf course. |
| Now, every once in a while, a man is gifted | | | | |
| at birth with certain skills including above | | | | I've actually picked the sport up recently |
| average eye hand coordination and can | | | | and I have to say, it's not half bad. I wear |
| actually get pretty good at this stupid | | | | my little golf skirt and prance around in the |
| little game. Nothing irritates a better than | | | | most ridiculous manner, but the guy's love |
| average golfer more than all those eighty | | | | it. The one's that don't have their wives or |
| percenters out there hacking up the course | | | | girlfriends tagging along at least. |
| and slowing things down, getting him out of | | | | |
| his rhythm, or groove. Nothing that is, | | | | I read a great book on golf, just for ladies |
| except perhaps when the little lady wants to | | | | and you can get a copy at my website. |
| tag along and learn how to play golf so they | | | | There's also a picture of three young studs |
| can spend more time together. | | | | showing off for the camera that you just HAVE |
| | | | to see. Make sure the husband's not around |
| I hope you ladies out there realize all this | | | | though, they get all fired up about that kind |
| and are outsmarting them at their own game. | | | | of thing to! Another story for another day I |
| I would imagine that perhaps there are quite | | | | guess. |
| a few of us who have no desire what so ever | | | | |
| to go chasing a little white ball around in | | | | Oh well, see you on the course. |
| the hot sun for four or five hours. We | | | | |