Men Play Golf to Get Away From Women - Who Knew?

Golf Clubs, $750.00 - Golf Shoes, $95.00 - Pink Golfsimply get pleasure out of seeing our man squirm,
Balls, $35.00... The look on my husbands face when Igiving every excuse in the book as to why we can't
walked into his country club to join him for a roundjoin them.
of golf... Priceless!My ex used to tell me that you can't learn out on the
Golf for women, Ladies golf...female golf?course, that it wouldn't be fair to other golfers. I'd
I don't know, it just doesn't sound right. Especially ifstomp my foot and say that if I paid my money just
you're a man, or more to the point, a husband orlike they did, well they can just hold their britches
boyfriend who just got asked the last question hewhile I take as many swings as necessary to get the
ever in his life wanted to hear. No, it's not when areball in the hole. Man would he get irritated!
you going to ask me to marry you, it's, can I playI'd force him to take me to the driving range where
golf with you?I would commence to hitting the ball in every
I know of no better punishment for yourdirection imaginable...actually broke a car window one
misbehaving man than to infringe on his time honoredtime. Once I caught up with my husband I forced him
tradition of a round of golf. Twenty one million mento go back and leave a note on the windshield. That
play at least one round of golf every year. Nearlythree hundred lesson was not soon forgotten.
80% of them can't break 90.Anyway, I like to think that if more women held their
That means they are pretty bad golfers ladies somen hostage with the threat of wanting to play golf
they aren't doing it for the satisfaction of playing well.with them, we'd probably have a female president by
In fact, they can get pretty steamed when the ballnow.
isn't rolling right and I've heard tale or two ofThe only thing I could possibly imagine that would
otherwise civil men tossing their thousand dollar setirritate him more is if you were to actually beat him
of clubs in the lake in a fit of rage.at a round of golf. I had a friend who did just that.
Sad to think they would rather go through that thenShe took private lessons and practiced while her
to spend an afternoon with us, huh?husband was at work and then went out and
Now, every once in a while, a man is gifted at birthhumiliated him to death right there on that sacred
with certain skills including above average eye handground they call a golf course.
coordination and can actually get pretty good at thisI've actually picked the sport up recently and I have
stupid little game. Nothing irritates a better thanto say, it's not half bad. I wear my little golf skirt and
average golfer more than all those eighty percentersprance around in the most ridiculous manner, but the
out there hacking up the course and slowing thingsguy's love it. The one's that don't have their wives or
down, getting him out of his rhythm, or groove.girlfriends tagging along at least.
Nothing that is, except perhaps when the little ladyI read a great book on golf, just for ladies and you
wants to tag along and learn how to play golf socan get a copy at my website. There's also a picture
they can spend more time together.of three young studs showing off for the camera
I hope you ladies out there realize all this and arethat you just HAVE to see. Make sure the husband's
outsmarting them at their own game. I would imaginenot around though, they get all fired up about that
that perhaps there are quite a few of us who havekind of thing to! Another story for another day I
no desire what so ever to go chasing a little whiteguess.
ball around in the hot sun for four or five hours. WeOh well, see you on the course.